
I just came across this little souvenir from the height of the Dot Com boom, when I spent half a year working for the ill-fated Stan Lee Media. I do wonder who (if anybody) ever actually read these things once they were returned to HR:
6. Suggestions you have regarding the better accomplishment of your tasks
Squnkwurx (that was what they called the web department) *needs to be granted more authority than it currently has in matters of design.