Nothing says "this crappy joke that's been forwarded 27 times is not nearly as funny as the subject line says" like Comic Sans. #fb
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4 years 39 weeks ago
Ah, southwestern New Hampshire, where it's hard to tell whether or not a guy's mullet is ironic. #fb
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4 years 40 weeks ago
Pancake making hack: put the syrup in The oven at 200F along w/pancakes to keep everything nice and hot. #fb
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4 years 40 weeks ago
Just finished cooking one of those meals that somehow completely destroys the kitchen. I'll be more organized next time. #fb
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4 years 40 weeks ago
I wish the TSA would get on with it and just ban passengers from flights altogether. That will make us all safe.
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4 years 40 weeks ago