I realized just now that the you-got-your-acoustic-music-in-my-70’s-rock band I had trouble imagining would pretty much sound like most of Led Zeppelin III.
Nothing says "this crappy joke that's been forwarded 27 times is not nearly as funny as the subject line says" like Comic Sans. #fb
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5 years 10 weeks ago
Ah, southwestern New Hampshire, where it's hard to tell whether or not a guy's mullet is ironic. #fb
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5 years 11 weeks ago
Pancake making hack: put the syrup in The oven at 200F along w/pancakes to keep everything nice and hot. #fb
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5 years 11 weeks ago
Just finished cooking one of those meals that somehow completely destroys the kitchen. I'll be more organized next time. #fb
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5 years 11 weeks ago
I wish the TSA would get on with it and just ban passengers from flights altogether. That will make us all safe.
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5 years 11 weeks ago