Please fix GMail's spam filter so I stop getting 50 h0t stock / growth / investment / insider opportunity messages a day. I hardly get any other spam, just this investment crap these last few days.
Nothing says "this crappy joke that's been forwarded 27 times is not nearly as funny as the subject line says" like Comic Sans. #fb
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5 years 20 weeks ago
Ah, southwestern New Hampshire, where it's hard to tell whether or not a guy's mullet is ironic. #fb
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5 years 21 weeks ago
Pancake making hack: put the syrup in The oven at 200F along w/pancakes to keep everything nice and hot. #fb
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5 years 21 weeks ago
Just finished cooking one of those meals that somehow completely destroys the kitchen. I'll be more organized next time. #fb
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5 years 22 weeks ago
I wish the TSA would get on with it and just ban passengers from flights altogether. That will make us all safe.
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5 years 22 weeks ago